With a glorious cacophany of trumpets and IEDs did the Gates to DeviantART open. What enters this ancient library of galleries? It is I, no less. I being me, and me being J.P. An acronym for a name and a name for a human being. Human beings are from a rare species of fish called apes and with their superior thumbs did they start making words and numbers, primarily ones and zeros into which brackets enfolded their fate and bound them to the realm of whatever unfortunate being has five eyes and a dorsal fin for a nose. Matrices are born (well not really, that requires a lot of green food dye, flasks, tubes and dry ice) and with matrices could the net be formed. How does this catch fish, you ask? Vell, it ist simpol, yoo yust taek ein Bottel off Coe-ka Cowla und clean your Toylet. Kwite simpol, ja?